I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election if I win. I would also reserve my right to contest or file a legal challenge in the case of a questionable result.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE POINT OF BEING SADWHEN I COULD CHOOSE TO BE HAPPY

When you were making excuses someone else was making enterprise.

anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.

These men ask for just the same thing, fairness, and fairness only. This, so far as in my power, they, and all others, shall have.

I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.

As it enters the ear, does it come in like broken glass, or does it come in like honey?

Things are worth what they will fetch at a sale

If I shall exist eternally, how shall I exist tomorrow?

The challenge is not so much to change the sound. The challenge is to connect and to create something special.

Look at it this way - a totem pole is just a decorated tree. My work is a confessional.