I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Reapportionment is not friendly to a lot of communities and it hasn't been too friendly to mine.

Because I'm stern and scolding [the characters] sometimes, I'm sure I'll get a ton of grief.

When one doors closes, another door opens.

In the past, I was working out too heavy.

Instead of imposing something, let it make itself.

Personal mastery teaches us to choose. Choosing is a courageous act: picking the results and actions which you will make into your destiny.

We have to redesign the finances of the Quebec state to preserve what counts: education, health and families.

The only certainty is that there is no certainty.

It's no good to lose touch with people who mean a lot.

America has begun her career at the culminating point of life, as Adam did at the age of thirty.