I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

I wish I hadn't. I wish I'd fought for you. I was weak and stupid.

Being innovative is more important than any specific innovation. Innovativeness is a way of thinking.

Physicality is the basis of performance.

We've got 21st century technology and speed colliding head-on with 20th and 19th century institutions, rules and cultures.

Now is a time for change, a time to become the greatest version of yourself. And a time to to make your grandest vision of the world .

At first glance, that might seem a little silly: why put so much stress on a simple thing? But that's precisely the point.

I have a tendency, just because I'm an ambitious person, to get impatient with things and want them to be moving faster then they are.

Holy Communion is the shortest and safest way to heaven.

The best books of our times have included the three mature volumes of Philip Larkin. They're very short books of poems, and very carefully arranged.

I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt.