I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I'm fine with the life I have.

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

I recognized your good character.Because of my silence, Petra HermansH. Koper

Confidence is the mark of a hopeful disposition.

Nothing has happened too fast, nothing has happened too slow. It has been a mellow rise, and I'm thankful for that. I haven't lost my head, and I haven't lost my desire to keep growing.

I have such a strong belief in women's ability to sustain each other.

A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding. When it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs by minding other people's business.

I've been called to the slums of the streets and the ditches of the world.

Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

I hate war... for the dictatorships it puts in the place of democracies, and for the starvation that stalks after it.

None of the body was designed to play football. Excuse me, you know, football, we're just not designed for.

I wasn't a social butterfly at all.