I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

We have teeth and we have tailsWe have tails we have eyesWe were here before you fellWe will be here when you rise.

How well it had suited me, that absolute license to march up to evildoers and demand who, what, where, when and why?

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.

I admire honesty and straightforwardness combined with true femininity.

For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.

In reality art is always for everyone and for no one.

Filmmaking is exploring. Why would I want to make a film about something I already understand?

I chose cultural anthropology, since it offered the greatest opportunity to write high-minded balderdash.

If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

All empires eventually destroy themselves. That's the record of history.