I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

By the time you get close to the answers, it's nearly all over.

Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good.

I'll tell you what the public likes more than anything, it's the most rare commodity in the world - honesty.

Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.

Faith is the only way we're going to make it. None of us are smart enough to do it on our own.

Running down on a way of life our fighting men have fought and died to keep. If you don't love it, leave it.

The only thing that I miss lately in all music is somebody that will put out a melody that you can whistle. It doesn't seem like there's anything happening like that.

Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.

If I hear another line dance song I think I'm going to puke.

A house without love ain't a home.

The people you don't know turn out to be exactly like the people you do know, same faults, same everything.

Be more concerned with being interested than being interesting.

The content of physics is the concern of physicists, its effect the concern of all men.

History is nothing more than the belief in the senses, the belief in falsehood.

I dont usually make political comments, because I am a businessman, not a politician.

We are particularly interested in the mental health programs and policies that support our troops and their families before, during, and after deployment to Iraq and Afghanistan.

I can understand; you are really in a mess and there is no way out. I have heard that there are three rings of love: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer-ring.

The moment we think we're masters of our crafts is the moment we've lost the hunger to become masters of our crafts.

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, make like a tree and leave, imitate an amoeba and split.

The longer the meeting, the less is accomplished.