I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

I respect the decision of others. But I retain my own deductions.

We threw ourselves at that wild river every day and most days it tossed us all harmlessly skyward like well-loved children. After a while that does something to you.

Your life will fly by, so make sure you're the pilot.

Like charity, I believe glamour should begin at home.

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.

I am not entering politics to be another Knesset member. If I enter the political arena I want to be prime minister. Period.

It is this power structure which the Radical Right in the United States has been attacking for years in the belief that they are attacking the Communists.

There's something in it when a body like the widow or the parson prays, but it don't work for me, and I reckon it don't work for only just the right kind.

In any case, you can't turn back the clock.

Until such time as someone tells me different I will remain loyal to the cause.