I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

Beauty is not about make up it’s about what it makes you to be from within.

I am as I am, and that's all there is to it, I can hardly take a pair of scissors to myself, and cut out a different person...

My father insisted I eat red meat. 'You'll lose your brain without food, ' he said. A meal to him without beef was starvation.

Keep your right up or there'll be nothing left of you." - 100 BulletsI love this quote because it has double meaning.

It is the north wind that lashes men into Vikings it is the soft luscious south wind which lulls them to lotus dreams.

Spending only what the country can afford, rewarding savings, encouraging independence, supporting marriage: people know that these things are common sense.

The consequences of an act affect the probability of its occurring again.

Give God the margin of eternity to justify himself.

I think art, if it's meaningful at all, is a conversation with other artists. You say something, they say something, you move back and forth.

Nothing has done more to render modern economic theory a sterile and irrelevant exercise in autoeroticism than its practitioners’ obsession with mathematical, general-equilibrium models.