I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

An excuse will not wake up early

Great minds think alike, but lovers think as one.

There is no loneliness greater than the loneliness of a failure. The failure is a stranger in his own house.

I don't understand why you have to wear a wedding ring to warn people off. You should be able to be faithful to that person without anything on your body to show that you are with someone.

To get nations back on their feet, we must first get down on our knees.

Don't get on a horse that's moving.

There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

And I have written three books on the soul, Proving absurd all written hitherto, And putting us to ignorance again.

Men ever follow willingly a daring leader: most willingly of all, in great emergencies.

The fact is, we'll never build a lasting economic recovery by going deeper into debt at a faster rate than we ever have before.