I wish somebody knew whether or not I'm Jewish.

Every once in a while when I get a migraine, I like to think, "Who hates me today?"

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

I think what can be most shameful or embarrassing is when our bodies broadcast a secret we'd prefer no one to know. This is why I hate rashes, in particular face rashes.

We want to believe we couldn't be replaced, and that the people we love are irreplaceable.

No matter what you wear, not everyone is going to understand what you're saying.

I surround myself with women who inspire me to be more ambitious, and who constantly astonish me with their magnetism, style, and smarts.

I wouldn't be myself if I weren't always trying to be someone else. I only have so much time on this earth and I want to be as many people as possible.

I spend far too much time on eBay buying lamps and upholstery remnants.

I've subsequently become conscious of MAKING MEMORIES. Which makes me sound like a scrapbooker.

I am simply looking for a companion with whom to spend my days, a companion who will cherish as much as I the stupidity of living in the moment, and spend every dull, amazing second with me.

We win some, we lose some, but there is always some.

Some folks never exaggerate-they just remember big.

Don't get all sentimental on me, Makes me think I'm gonna die.

I've always tried to be kind of poetic in my lyrical approach.

A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.

Beauty vanishes; virtue is lasting.

The female population exceeds the male, you know, especially in New England, which accounts for the high state of culture we are in, perhaps.

Buy what's deliverable, not what could be.

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

No good deed goes unpunished- Syn