I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Some times things just fall off your plate.

Maybe innocence is a skin you must shed to build layers more resistant to the caustic truths of the world.

The days of our years are threescore years and ten and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years yet is their strength labour and sorrow for it is soon cut off and we fly away.

Once destroyed, nature's beauty cannot be repurchased at any price

The failures that we have are sometimes expensive educations.

Flying was as necessary to my business as fiddles and footlights.

I don't know a more irreligious attitude, one more utterly bankrupt of any human content, than one which permits childred to be destroyed.

Civil liberties, good. Lawyers, bad.

We have such a good time working together. It makes such a difference going to work every day for 14 hours and being able to hang out and have a good time.

In the end, life makes victims of us all.