I wish that there were more stringent laws to make guns sold anywhere that they're legal harder to get.

I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

The Second Amendment is not really a right.

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the police should have guns.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.

I'm not going to let my life revolve around losing weight. I have other things to do.

Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fools.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

Oblivion is the flower that grows best on graves.

He who would reach the desired goal must, while a boy, suffer and labor much and bear both heat and cold. [Lat., Qui studet optatam cursu coningere metam Multa tulit fecitque puer, sudavit et alsit.]

I mean, I’m quite happy. I’m happy in all aspects of my life. I'm very happy in all aspects of my life.

The officers of the branch of the Force (the Obscene Publications Squad) have a discouraging club tie, on which a book is depicted being cut in half by a larger pair of scissors.

I have totally like an urbanite relationship to nature. I mean I'm not someone who hikes.

Somehow I got the feeling at an early age that I had to do something important with my life.

My character, Taylor McKessie, is a little bit brighter in the math and science department than I am... okay, a lot.

In every creepy movie ever made, the barn is the prime nesting ground for the things you don't know you're looking for and always regret finding.