I wish we all would get up and go into the labs and take the animals out or burn them down.

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal.

It's the 21st century. It's healthier for us, better for the environment and certainly kinder to be a vegetarian.

I will be the last person to condemn ALF [the Animal Liberation Front].

I'd go to work early, before anyone got there, and I would just kill the animals myself...I must have killed a thousand of them, sometimes dozens every day.

When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.

A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all animals.

Pet ownership is slavery. Animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or be entertained by.

Pet ownership is an absolutely abysmal situation brought about by human manipulation.

Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses.

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent.

God is more interested in restoring our hearts to Him, than giving us a happy marriage.

You may exist inthis world--but I exist tooand I will not yield

It didn't take much prompting for Cariocas who were sick of living with violence to advocate violence as a solution.

Success begets success. I've been offered a lot of movies now that '30 Rock' has been successful.

The fear factor actually brings the genuineness.

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

Go and try to disprove death. Death will disprove you, and that's all!

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

Do you trust me? The question is usually asked before an admission that such trust is misplaced.

What is the best use of my time on this planet?