I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Passion in every word I wrote, passion in every single thought.

You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.

We live in the fairy forest of huge trees which is on the other side of the lake, said Farina.

Stop battling with yourself. Be kind to yourself.

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is.

President Obama chose politics over leadership. 'Hope' and 'Change' have become bait-and-switch.

I am a bit different from the other sprinters because, I would say, I can run many different ways while the other guys they just came on and they can only run one way.

Sittin there wishin their problems became ours, cause we have nothin in common since I done became star.

The rock star stuff never came up for us. The Band was never attacked by groupies before, during or after any show that we ever played.

'Grand Illusion' and 'Rules of the Game' are routinely included on lists of the greatest films, and deserve to be.