I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

He shrugged his shoulders to shift the pain of failure---the pain that is so much greater than the pleasure of success.

The foundation is in place, and now we have to get to work.

I like the sparkle of the vibraphone.

My epiglottis is full of bees!

The obsession with instant gratification blinds us from our long-term potential.

It is good to be Compared with the best player [Pele]. But my dad told me about Garrincha's style as he moved forward, went up, attacked and dribbled. Garrincha's style is more similar to Neymar's.

Joy may be a miser, But Sorrow's purse is free.

One thing we cannot put a number on is the number of casualties because people were never connected to their purpose in life.

Time present and time past / are both perhaps present in time future.

Few people take an interest in Iceland, but in those few the interest is passionate.