I woke up this morning, and I still don't believe I won the Daytona 500.

The winner ain't the one with the fastest car. It's the one who refuses to lose.

Two of my favorite things are my steering wheel and my Remington rifle.

When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.

You've got to be closer to the edge than ever to win. That means sometimes you go over the edge, and I don't mean driving, either.

You can't let one bad moment spoil a bunch of good ones.

The only way to be productive is to be positive.

If my wheel comes off and I hit the fence real hard, I get to whack every damn one of you with a hammer.

You win some, lose some, and wreck some.

Second place is just the first place loser.

I'm just trying not to get run over. That's number one. Number two is you gotta catch the guy in front of ya.

It is naturally given to all men to esteem their own inventions best.

A mathematician is an individual who proves his beliefs with equations.

The chicken is the country's but the city eats it.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Most men, when they think they are thinking, are merely rearranging their prejudices.

Without a rifle you are nothing, worthless, you are waiting for death, any minute, any second.

Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.

Maybe it's due to my west coast liberal upbringing, but, the idea of parallel universes doesn't strike me as being too far out there.

Seal the openings, shut the doors, and until your last day you will not be exhausted. Widen the openings, interfere, and until your last day you will not be safe.

Obamacare is a crime against democracy.