I woke up this morning and I said to my self, 'Self, I think we need to party today'.

Everyone knows an ant, can't, move a rubber tree plant.

I'm being a lot more consistent, trying to make every swing look the same. I'm doing what the situation calls for and trying not to do too much.

It's been like that all spring. It's just that balls decided to hang up there. It's hard to catch it when you can't see it. But that's how it's going to be in Oakland in the afternoon anyway.

Love is sacrifice. Love sacrifices itself for its neighbor.

Every child must have chores to do. It gives them dignity in work and the joy of labor.

The sins of the Fathers that are visited upon the Sons is not ignorance, but indifference to the truth.

Talents too many, not enough of any.

To do nothing for the gomers was to do something, and the more conscientiously I did nothing the better they got.

Madonna, as we know, is very difficult.

A good deed done to an animal is as meritorious as a good deed done to a human being, while an act of cruelty to an animal is a bad as an act of cruelty to a human being.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other

It is a world not of angels but of angles, where men speak of moral principles but act on power principles; a world where we are always moral and our enemies always immoral.

Half a calamity is better than a whole one.