I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Money can't buy poverty.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Could be worse... Could be raining

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

You always know the truth, because when you cut yourself or someone else with it, there’s always a bloody show.

For a man to know what he has when he had it, that is what makes him a fortunate man.

I just know I'm going to be an actress. I want it so bad.

When you think everything is someone else's fault, you will suffer a lot. When you realize that everything springs only from yourself, you will learn both peace and joy.

I have no fear nor shrinking; I have seen death so often that it is not strange or fearful to me.

if any opinion is compelled to silence, that opinion may, for aught we can certainly know, be true. To deny this is to assume our own infallibility.

As long as you care as much as I care, you can't be ashamed of anything.

I think Stieg Larsson was pretty brave. He wanted to bring up things that we don't like to talk about, or like to ignore.

Nothing succeeds like reports of success.

There is no entering into the secret thoughts of a man's heart.