I won't go to Hell for swearing because I repent too damn fast!

I want to advise this people, if the Lord ever does give you an inspiration, for heaven's sake write it down and remember it.

What can God do for a liar who refuses to repent? Can the Lord save him? He can’t claim salvation. Baptizing him in water will not settle the trouble, unless you keep him under.

No man has any influence or power for good when angry.

If it were not for repentance and forgiveness, I would become discouraged and discontinue my labors.

An honest man is in Hell when he is in debt.

We need revelation for the calling of officers in the Church. Men should not be called merely through impression.

Never underestimate wisdom in silence, proof isn't always a mouthful of words.

I didn't read the book. I burned it after the first sentence.

Crime should not pay, it must be punished. Unfortunately, in Pakistan big crimes do get rewarded.

I'm often uncomfortable with girliness, to be honest.

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

I'm not perfect, but those flaws make an interesting person.

Accept the risen Jesus into your life. Even if you have been far away, take a small step towards Him. He awaits you with open arms.

Don't think what's the cheapest way to do it or what's the fastest way to do it. Think what's the most amazing way to do it.

I don't know if you've ever had insomnia, but it's a really terrible feeling when it's days and weeks on end. It was kind of awful.

Behind every great man there stands a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind.