I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Life is never quite like the brochure.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

Its remarkable the logic we build around a misapprehension.

Hope knows not if fear speaks truth, nor fear whether hope be blind as she.

I feel a strong wakeup call and need to build social connections.

My novels aren't really generated by a single conceptual spark; it's more a process of many different elements that come together unexpectedly over a long period of time.

We live in a time where it's more surprising if people are actually together than if they're having affairs.

Oh well, perhaps when you're my age you'll know the heart is an untrustworthy beast.The mind too,but it doesn't talk about love.

The past explains how I got here, but the future is up to me -and I love to live life at full throttle.

I do find it bizarre that people find it bizarre that I've grown up.

Why do we value leadership, connection and grace? Because it's scarce, and that scacity creates value.

Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man.