I won't share everything, both in my act or in interviews. Some of the people who become the most famous are the most self-revelatory, and I'm like, 'No, it's just not worth it to me.'

It's not that weird, but when I was in Peru, I ate a guinea pig. If you're going to eat guinea pig, you call it cuy. Cute word for such a cute little animal that I ate a few times.

Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right.

Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.

I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase.

I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.

Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person doing it.

I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on.

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.

I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.

Politics is war without blood, while war is politics with blood.

The first lie of life is to say that there is such a thing as trust. Can you truly say you even trust yourself?

I like Italy. I was always at home there, it's a marvelous place to become invisible. Nobody bothers you and nobody is interested in you and I find that very good for work.

You have to be concerned with yourself because if you're not on it all the time, nobody else is going to be.

Many climbers become writers because of the misconceptions about climbing.

Nothing is ever the same twice because everything is always gone forever, and yet each moment has infinite photographic possibilities.

If you avoid failure, you also avoid success.

The Word of God will bring you into a wonderful place of rest in faith.

Only when you are moved by a painting should you buy it. Being moved is what collecting is all about.