I won’t stay, ” I warned him. “I won’t try to fight for you anymore. This is it. If you walk away it’s not for me. I won’t ever think that. I will always, always blame you for this. For ruining us.

Ungentlemanliness?” he teased. “I dare you to say that five times fast.

A patient willingness to defer dividends is a hallmark of individual maturity.

Years ago I was diagnosed with a condition, and my doctors prescribed human growth hormone and testosterone for its treatment. Under medical supervision, I have continued to use both medications.

If I'm president, I guarantee you they [Mexicans] will pay [for the wall], and they will be very, very happy about it.

Gossip is the Devil's radio.

The effort of art is to keep what is interesting in existence, to recreate it in the eternal.

When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look in the same direction.

I cannot go to sleep with dishes in the sink.

Do not put faith in constant happiness, and fear most when all smiles upon you.

It's learning how to negotiate to keep both sides happy - whether it's for a multi-million dollar contract or just which show to watch on TV, that determines the quality and enjoyment of our lives.

History is our guide, and without a knowledge of history, we are lost!