I wonder if I'll ever have to decide which is worse, life as we're living or no life at all.

The only way you can be the best at something is to be the best you can be.

I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.

I wonder if I cry whether my tears would be gray.

We're all alive. We're all healthy. These are the good times.

But she's wrong about hell. You don't have to wait until you're dead to get there.

Which means every tomorrow is going to be worse than every today. Why feel sorry for myself today when tomorrow's bound to be worse?

My existence is the only gift I have left to give, but it will have to do.

Every day we're one day closer to death. But there's no reason to rush into it.

I never really thought about how when I look at the moon, it's the same moon as Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and George Washington and Cleopatra looked at.

So we baked and sweated together. I like punching the dough. I told myself it was the moon and punched it senseless.

The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men.

Don't give up the ship!

Make the most out of every single day you have on earth and be thankful for them.

I've never read Joseph Campbell, and I don't know all that much about story archetypes.

Many a humble soul will be amazed to find that the seed it sowed in weakness, in the dust of daily life, has blossomed into immortal flowers under the eye of the Lord.

We have a mantra: don't be evil, which is to do the best things we know how for our users, for our customers, for everyone. So I think if we were known for that, it would be a wonderful thing.

I love animals, always have, and it seemed natural to help the ASPCA. Animals have no voice of their own, so we have to be that voice

What good is having the right to sit at a lunch counter if you can't afford to buy a hamburger?

A dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.

Nobody in pulpit or pew needs a revival more than a bitter-spirited fundamentalist with his dispensations right and his disposition wrong.