I wonder if liberal kids call liberal talk shows and ask how to get along in a conservative teacher's class? No. No. It doesn't happen, 'cause there's no thought of getting along.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Sorrow spoken lends a little courage to the speaker.

No" works just fine as a complete sentence. You don't have to explain yourself.I said no, then stopped talking.

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as rules.

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.

What a name! Was it love or praise? Speech half-asleep or song half-awake? I must learn Spanish, one of these days, Only for that slow sweet name's sake.

I've had tremendous success...I'm very lucky.

Fortune's not content with knocking a man down; she sends him spinning head over heels, crash upon crash.

Books are infinite in number and time is short. The secret of knowledge is to take what is essential. Take that and try to live up to it.

Without exception, the dominance and coherence of culture proved to be an essential quality of the excellent companies.

Affection makes your spirit slither out from its concealing spot.