I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

Remember. The way you make love is the way God will be with you.

It's not perfection that makes you beautiful, It's your imperfections

But I need solitude--which is to say, recovery, return to myself, the breath of a free, light, playful air.

The state reserves the right to be the sole interpreter of the needs of society.

The person determined to achieve maximum success learns the principle that progress is made one step at a time.

Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first.

You're not working with models, you're working with real women who have, like, anatomy. Models do not have anatomy

I think to just single out a highlight of Elvis's career is pretty much impossible. As far as being a fan of his, a lifetime fan, there were just too many highlights.

I don't believe in synergy. I believe that things have to be specific to the medium that they're in.

Seek out a person whom you admire and respect for the support you need - that we all need from time to time.