I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Sneakiness was a form of privacy and privacy here was the first loss.

You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go.

It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.

When belief in a god dies, the god dies.

To be free comes not from changing or fixing this world, but from seeing this world as it is and opening the heart in the midst of it.

The Democratic Party: Con-men elected by the ignorant and the arrogant.

Museums and bookstores should feel, I think, like vacant lots - places where the demands on us are our own demands, where the spirit can find exercise in unsupervised play.

It was also wonderful to have the prospect of playing with Jack Nicholson. It was a terrific part, a terrific script, with Alexander Payne and Jack Nicholson. You can't get any better than that!

The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.

You have to know the story that you're telling, and you have to know the tone in which the story is being told.