I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it’s practice for sociopaths.

Listen carefully, I’m going to say three words.”“I love you?

How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?The patients get better and leave.

Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.

Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy.

My goal is to help elect not only the first but second woman president. That will be real progress. I believe our next presidential election will see women at the top of the ticket for both parties.

You must master your time rather than becoming a slave to the constant flow of events and demands on your time. And you must organize your life to achieve balance, harmony, and inner peace.

If there's no relationship with a father who's absent, nobody talks about it.

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.

My heart is drawn backwards and forwards between the spinning wheel and books.

We need real farmers who grow real food, and the will to reform a broken food system. And for that, we need not only to celebrate farmers, but also to advocate for them.

But there are still the hours, aren't there? One and then another, and you get through that one and then, my god, there's another.

Simple narcissism gives the power of beasts to politicians, professional wrestlers and female movie stars.

Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.