I wonder, said the Lord I wonder if I know the answer any more.

Every time I move I squash something said Loathesome.

Let everywritertell hisownliesThat's freedomof thepress.

rip the prisonsopenput theconvictsontelevision

The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.

The first time my father saw me in the flesh was on the stage, which is a bit weird. We went out to dinner, and he was charming and sweet, but I did all the talking.

My brother, Mario, is in show business and so are all my cousins on my dad's side. We come from a family of musicians. My grandmother's sister in Puerto Rico plays five instruments.

Learning to celebrate joy is one of the great practices of the spiritual life.

But I let it slide, because, hello, hot guy.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Be relentlessly generous, without focusing on when it will come back to you.

Sometimes, I feel the reason I have become a star beyond my films is that I am politically incorrect.

Our political process appears to be a toxic dance of mutually assured destruction that takes all the citizens down with you, and that can't be right. So I've prepared a little experiment.

A man is never so truly and intensely himself as when he is most possessed by God. It is impossible to say where, in the spiritual life, the human will leaves off and divine grace begins.