I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.

Don't regret

As I close my eyes in prayer, let me see the faces of those who need to know You, beloved Savior.

Affordable Care Act" roll out isn't Obama's fault. It's what happens when you elect a President without any real-world business experience.

I should know better than anyone--you can't tell who a person is just from his looks.

Seek the fellowship of those who enjoy fellowship with the Lord

It's a little mad, but I believe I am many people. When I am writing a poem, I feel I am the person who should have written it.

I think Common Core is a disaster. That doesn't mean there can't be a little tentacle left of the Department of Education, like 5 percent, just in terms of local coordination, perhaps.

Frugality is one of the most beautiful and joyous words in the language, and yet one that we are culturally cut off from understanding and enjoying.

Atheists have an excellent longevity record because we have no place to go after we die, so we take good care of ourselves and our world while we are here.

It often happens to children - and sometimes to gardeners - that they are given gifts of value of which they do not perceive until much later.