I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

To live a life of gratitude is to open our eyes to the countless ways in which we are supported by the world around us.

Don't let them fool ya, or even try to school ya! Oh, no! We've got a mind of our own, so go to hell if what you're thinking is not right!

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

For a sick man the world begins at his pillow and ends at the foot of his bed.

A lot of people have strong beliefs, but they don't have the confidence to really stick to them. I really respect Kanye [West] for that.

Men are very easy to get along with- they just want to come home to something pleasant.

The successful man or woman always looks for the advantage or benefit in every situation and lo and behold, they always find it.

Whatever the reasons may be, I was very much affected by events of the 1930s - the Spanish Civil War, for example, though I was barely literate.

The cheapness of man is every day's tragedy.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.