I wondered if perhaps I'd gone mad. I had known this man less than twenty-four hours and already I wanted to raise his children.

He walked towards me. My heart was pounding like a nineties warehouse rave.

You are the most ludicrous excuse for a man I've ever known - but there isn't a centimetre of you that I don't think is perfect.

I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.

I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake ourselves.

Don't come closer to me at any time without make-up. I may slap and make you feel the taste of death.

From within the mind we look out and envision, contemplating and interpreting each new challenge and the action we will take.

You know George M. Steinbrenner III is the center of all evil in the universe.

As an undergraduate I majored in British and American literature at Rice University.

Haters are going to hate.

If these are indeed the spirits of Englishmen and Englishwomen who have passed over into the next world, surely they would know how to form a proper queue?

I know you loved her, but it's okay to let it go now. You know that, don't you? You've got to be able to let it go.

I wanted to act, dance and perform more than anything, and I wanted to do it for the rest of my life.

If you ask the lion to protect from from wolves, you have only chosen to end in one belly instead of another.