I work as my father drank.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

If you think we can't change the world, it just means you're not one of those who will.

If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another. It's like peeling an onion.

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.

It's been a rollercoaster life but it hasn't been boring.

Writing is a lonely job, unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach.

Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little body up with my belt. Scream, help play my game, dracula man, I'll get my fangs.

You don't have your film finished when you have your director's cut finished. It's just a bunch of green screen.

When it comes to luggage, I am an underpacker.

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

Copying or imitation is the highest form of flattery.