I work best when people are here to puncture me

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

Get you gone, you dwarf, You minimus of hindering knotgrass made, You bead, you acorn!

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

I like to let the songs speak so that they can go through some kind of rebirth as you play them.

Never have so many had such broad and advanced access to health care. But never have so many been denied access to health.

Tonight, we can say with pride that, in America, there is no barrier too great and no ceiling too high to break.

I think when you're put into a completely different situation and environment, you really see who you are. You're not affected by what's around you. You are who you are.

Tonality is a natural force, like gravity.

It is possible to move through the drama of our lives without believing so earnestly in the character that we play.

The hunter died when he achieved supremacy. Perhaps the death of the hunter will be the long monument to interglacial man. We denied a future to our sucessor beings.

Inner peace is not found in things like baseball and world championships. As long as I feel I've done the best job I possibly could, I'm satisfied.