I work constantly to be better at being rejected.

Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do.

I've seen some of my favorite actors give bad performances, and I have to tell myself that failure is a part of success.

You know what, maybe I just want a different kind of life. Maybe I want to open an antique store and coffee shop, and have a different kind of life.

What you learn in any acting class is how to make a fool of yourself and enjoy things and get out of your head.

In school I really loved Shakespeare, and I participated in a country-wide Shakespeare competition.

You have to be kinder to yourself, because it's a part of being good.

I don't need to be crazy rich and crazy famous. I would just like to keep going.

The thing I'd miss most is the feeling when acting is going well, when you start a play and you end the night and you look back and go, "What just happened?"

If I had a child and she was a girl, I'd hope she'd do something different from me.

Acting was something I wanted to work at and put the time into.

You must explore the timeless opportunities in life.

White shall not neutralize the black, nor good compensate bad in man, absolve him so: life's business being just the terrible choice.

I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.

Perpetual encagement endows any mirage of salvation with credibility.

though money is a fine servant, as a god, it does seem to develop all the evil qualities of the slave seated between the cherubim.

Well sir, I may not be a for-real cowboy... But I am one hell of a stud!

I want to expand my cuisine to this country. I love America. I have been here 22 years.

Most criticism of advertising is written in ignorance of what actually happens inside these agencies.

True love does not pay attention to the evil it suffers. It rejoices in doing good.

But because I could throw so hard when I got to college they made me a pitcher.