I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.

If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

Fundamental values (such as equality and human rights) should not be held hostage to some factual conjecture about blank slates that might be refuted tomorrow.

Unblemish'd let me live or die unknown; Oh, grant an honest fame, or grant me none!

You shouldn't let poets lie to you.

The energy doesn't end at the hands. I want such intensity that it feels like light is streaming from every finger.

It's important to be a global citizen at the same time and appreciate different cultures and different people and different ways of life.

The average user doesn't give a damn what happens, as long as (1) it works and (2) it's fast.

The way God operates is on the basis of love.

What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk straight.

Fairy tales have a hidden power, and their appeal never ends. They're the best way to get messages across.

Solidarity between women can be a powerful force of change, and can influence future development in ways favourable not only to women but also to men.