I work for the suffering of the common man, something I am very proud of and will continue to do.

My religion is humanitarianism, which is the basis of every religion in the world.

People have become educated, but have not become human.

No religion is higher than humanity

You have to care for all beings created by God...My mission is to help any person in need.

People know that I have adopted four principles in living my life: simple living, punctuality, hard work and prudence.

Beware of those who attribute petty instructions to God.

It is my principle never to accept any donations from any government or any foreign funded organisation.

I believe in nature and humanity and am here to serve the common people of Pakistan. There is a great deal of suffering in this country and I'm here to help.

I do this work for the common people and part of that work is creating a general awareness of such problems as they exist because my work is beyond class, religion and creed.

It is because of my principle that people continue to give.

The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for me.

Dear lover, pull my ears and not my legs for it is better to be cautioned than to be lied to.

When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.

You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers!

Unhappy people often insist on trying to uncover the full magnitude of their unhappiness, or choose to investigate other people's lives as a distraction from their own.

Parts win prizes, not actors.

It's very expensive to be me. It's terrible the things I have to do to be me.

Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.

Buying's easier, selling's hard - [it's] hard to know when to get out.

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.