I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Entrepreneur starts with an exaggeration, converts to a dream and then ends it with a vision!

It's a pity I flew only once. A space flight is like a drug - once you experience it, you can't think of anything else.

What is great now is not even close to what Jimmy Hendrix was. We need to reevaluate the standards of what's [labeled] great music.

You can take power from others; you can steal it. It is not a very high-grade power. It will give you a certain amount of access to a better life; but it corrupts the individual.

It is our destiny to be born beautiful into an ugly age.

I never took the fame too seriously. It was a great period in my life, but it doesn't define me.

A painting only lives in the eye of the beholder

I think all of us are living in denial of our spiritual nature as we continue to participate in the material world even though we know we're destroying the planet we live on.

I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long as you have a good sense of humor about yourself.