I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Why am I the only one who thinks she’s messing with us? - Egg

The fragility of human emotions are not to be trusted but to validate the necessity of Grace.

Movies are an art form that is very available to the masses.

When I look at the world I'm pessimistic, but when I look at people I am optimistic.

I try to work and enjoy life, and that's about all.

It will take your breastfed baby an average of five to six months to double her birth weight.

The very impossibility which I find to prove that God is not, discovers to me his existence.

I'm not an exhibitionist in any way, shape or form. I don't even like having my picture taken!

learning 's a gift, even when "pain" ,s your teacher!

As long as the world continues to be strange and interesting, I still want to take pictures of it.