I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.

It wouldn't kill you to watch a film or pick up a newspaper once in a while.

I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.

I'm personally offended when I am scored on

I wonder if memory is true, and I know that it cannot be, but that one lives by memory nevertheless and not by truth.

It's very hard having a career in different continents and two different languages.

It seems like movies normally take a long time to get made. When you focus on it, and you're waiting for something, it seems to take longer.

As I teach, I project the condition of my soul onto my students, my subject, and our way of being together.

The one who sings, prays twice.

I dress up with a conscience when I think you'll be watching. I say all the right things, I don't know what I mean.