I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Let your innocence show as brilliant as your dreams because only then can you discover the true beauty of love.

The King of Glory does not reward His servants according to the dignity of their office, but according to the humility and love with which they have exercised it.

I'm not frightened of appearing vulnerable.

Good manners are a sign of strength.

Nature can be trusted to work her own miracle in the heart of any man whose daily task keeps him alone among her sights, sounds and silences.

With earth's burgeoning human population to feed we must turn to the sea with understanding and new technology. We need to farm it as we farm the land.

You can only get over your fears if you attack them head on.

I think there's a certain stigma that comes with being a white rapper and having a show.

I'm gonna do everything I can to get even with you. I started today when I wrote your name down in 34 telephone booths.

Do not delegate an assignment and then attempt to manage it yourself - you will make an enemy of the overruled subordinate.