I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts.

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don't want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler.

Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.

I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.

Rock is about finding who you are. You don't necessarily have to play your instrument very well at all. You can just barely get by and you can be in a rock band.

There’s an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil.

The death of rock was not a natural death. Rock did not die of old age. It was murdered.

In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands.

James Bond has a license to kill, rockstars have a license to be outrageous. Rock is about grabbing people's attention.

It's hard to see your destination when you're focused on the cracks in the sidewalk.

When you really think about it, I'm not delusional enough to think that what I do is important to life as we know it on this planet. No. But neither is what you do.

Without desire, one is a walking cadaver.

Humility is not just declaring that you are not God. It is deciding daily to not be God.

Don't talk much and save your dignity.

The dirty little secret of the intelligence world is that much of what you really need to know isn't exactly a secret anyway.

Once again...welcome to my house. Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring.

We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance.

The alternative to extinction is stagnation, and stagnation is seldom a good thing.

The more concerned we become over the things we can't control, the less we will do with the things we can control

You'll fail at a 100% of the goals you don't set.

There will be no hatred or resentment among them, their hearts will be as one, and they will glorify God, morning and evening.