I would absolutely authorize something beyond waterboarding. And believe me, it will be effective.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Great literature makes a great life.

My perfect weekend is going for a walk with my family in the park. I don't think there's anything better.

What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

I don't want my children to be what I want them to be. I want them to become everything God created them to be.

I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen?

I am a good Protestant, and in the full sense of the term, for from the bottom of my soul, I protest against everything that is said, and everything that is done.

So I said to myself, "There but for the grace of God go I," only to realize I was looking in a mirror and had seriously overestimated the grace of God.

In a digital world, the gift I give you almost always benefits me more than it costs.

The barrenest of all mortals is the sentimentalist.