I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'.

Programs that pay farmers not to farm often devastate rural areas. The reductions hurt everyone from fertilizer companies to tractor salesmen.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.

Hillary Clinton bothers me a lot. I realized the other day that her thoughts sound a lot like Karl Marx. She hangs around a lot of Marxists. All her friends are Marxists.

If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey, standing over me, saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'

Demagoguery beats data in making public policy.

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.

The average family pays more in taxes than it spends on food, clothing, and shelter combined.

Politics will sooner or later make fools of everybody.

The Democratic Party has pretty much abandoned all the things that they cherish.

This country was filled with violent children orphaned by war.

No rebellious heart is ever at ease with paths established by others.

Life is a symphony, and the action of every person in this life is the playing of his particular part in the music.

Stop Bullying. No one deserves to feel worthless.

Do you love me?" he asked. I fell silent. "For the rest of it is glitter and noise," he said. "At the heart of it all is love. You make that choice, and you go forward from there.

Great leaders must have two things: a vision of the world that does not yet exist and the ability to communicate that vision clearly.

Music is my life - acting's just a hobby.

The strength of the Constitution, lies in the will of the people to defend it.

That monstrous tuberosity of civilised life, the capital of England.

Hollywood ... the most sensational merry-go-around ever built.