I would be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unless you want the apocalypse to happen really soon then yes, I'll run for president.

People fall in love with a person, not a gender or an age.

Buy my album because... it's the kind of music you can be friends with. And it's the only way that *pause* aliens won't come to Earth and destroy us. I am sure of this.

There's nothing more badass than being who you are.

Hope for everything, expect nothing.

My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually.

My biggest fear? My biggest fear would be turning into an inanimate object.

I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If I like it, I don't feel guilty about it

Never let what is popular actually define your taste or interests.

The power of a smile goes a long way. My mom taught me that.

Chris Colfer... he's like a... playful wood-nymph.

Some must be warriors, that others may live in peace.

We are truly defined by what we pass on to the next generation.

Both men and women remain in dysfunctional, loveless relationships when it is materially opportune.

It is always chilling, in friendly intercourse, to say you have no opinion to give.

The victory always has a lot of parents but the defeat is always an orphan.

In the comedies I've been lucky enough to be a part of a world like Judd Apatow's, where I believe comedy comes from real people.

Anticipate charity by preventing poverty.

So," Annabeth said, "are you going to argue about me coming along?" "Nah. You'd just beat me up." Percy said. She managed a laugh, which was good to hear

My duty is to obey orders.