I would beg, borrow, and steal to live in N.Y.C.

If I could rub a genie and anything could happen? Truthfully, my other love, and this is a complete 180, but I'd love to do a spy or an espionage pic, like a James Bond movie.

I'm not a comedian, I'm an actor.

Im a huge fan of the James Bond genre.

I work in L.A. from time to time.

I'm not a comedian. I'm what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do.

I started watching The Stooges religiously and obsessively when I was probably about four or five years old till around the age of 18.

If you really pay attention to the movie, it comes into play, in many different sections.

Your success lies in your ability to believe in yourself

Whenever someone introduces themselves as a Master or a Guru, I immediately wonder…If those are the lies they tell themselves, what lies will they tell me?

Stripping away my ego and accepting my truth even if it's not who I want to see. Makes me want to be better when it's exposed. It's very vulnerable and exhilarating.

My entire film career's been dependent on my ability to look unattractive.

I think as a moral question, restaurant workers should get paid more.

Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only.

Don't believe everything you hear - even in your own mind.

Anyone who would attempt the task of felling a virgin forest with a penknife would probably feel the same paralysis of despair that the reformer feels when confronted with existing school systems.

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.

I don't want to be the angry guy.