I would definitely make eggs for the rest of my life if I could.

Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.

A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.

Specificity is the soul of narrative.

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.

I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author.

There is no ritual that enhances creativity other than just starting.

My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way into the lives of people that I admire.

A literary agent is nothing but a cheap salesman (or woman); while a writer is a cheap salesman (or woman) who also has to actually write the books.

The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

I am a wild woman. it would take a warrior to tame my spirit.

We'd better eat before we raise hell." - Aelin Ashrvyer Galathynius

I'm the oldest son of a crazy man, I'm in a cowboy band.

The effort of using machines to mimic the human mind has always struck me as rather silly. I would rather use them to mimic something better.

wisdom ain't seeing what's in your face, but recognizing what's about to come!

One demonstration of extremists, any more than a Ku Klux Klan demonstration in the United States, is not necessarily reflective of what the rest of the country feels.

Nowadays people write English as if a rat were caught in the typewriter and they were trying to hit the keys which wouldn't disturb it.

The war against terrorism is one we must win.

Habituation puts to sleep the eye of our judgment.

The ruling in the Paula Jones case is so silly.