I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

When sadness knows the reason of tears, heart prepares to carry the ache for years

I hate goblins.

It's a fine thing to be clever, but too much cleverness usually produces the same result as ignorance.-Lady Berwick

The best way to catch a horse is to build a fence around it.

I can lick my elbow. I know that's supposed to be impossible, but I can do it!

Virtue, vain word, futile shadow, slave of chance! Alas! I believe in thee!

Nationwide, 1 in 3 black men can expect to serve time behind bars, but the rates are far higher in segregated and impoverished black communities.

I take pride in being one of the most successful producers in hip-hop history, having the most successful record in hip-hop history, I have the most number ones.

When we started becoming friends [with Prince], I was really doing a lot of cocaine, and he hated that. Prince was so against drugs.

I find to my mixed astonishment that I do dream, but I didn't know it.