I would do almost anything Tina Fey asks me to do.

Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program

Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.

Hamas is a humanitarian organization.

But we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.

If I had my way, sporting guns would be strictly regulated, the rest would be confiscated

I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels.

Pass the bill to find out what's in it

As many of you know, I came from San Francisco. We don't have a lot of farms there. Well, we do have one - it's a mushroom farm, so you know what that means.

Civilization as we know it today would be in jeopardy if the Republicans win the Senate.

I don’t remember saying that everybody in the country would have a lower premium.

Find as much information about your subject as you can

The universe does not work in phrases

Think something better so that something better can happen!

I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh.

For each ecstatic instant We must an anguish pay In keen and quivering ratio To the ecstasy.

He who confers a benefit on anyone loves him better than he is beloved.

As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.

I know I don't look like the skinny slender model. I know I look a little different but people like to watch me for some reason. It feels good and I'm humbled by it.

You have to let the viewers come away with their own conclusions. If you dictate what they should think, you've lost it.

I have always said every good thing is divinely sent from heaven.