I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

True friendship never questions what it costs you.

A miracle is when you take action on your goals, and create the visible from the invisible. Transform your thoughts and dreams into the material world, from planning, hard work and determination.

In reality, serial killers are of average intelligence.

The more you know the less you talk.

Very quickly, without really looking back or trying, I was just suddenly lifted into another sphere.

Prostitution presents a moral, economic and social problem that cannot be resolved juridically.

Perhaps our only sickness is to desire a truth which we cannot bear rather than to rest content with the fictions we manufacture out of each other.

Genuine dialogue, not rhetorical bomb-throwing, leads to progress.

If the gospel has never broken you, you have never really heard it.

All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too.