I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Three most important questions for a happy life:How can I help? How can I love? How can I belong?

It was raining that night, when we kissed for the first time.

My house is my refuge, an emotional piece of architecture, not a cold piece of convenience.

Inaction may be safe, but it builds nothing.

I am a fan of the true crime and horror genres! So, I've got a dark side too.

People go 'You look a lot like Minnie Driver.' Once I said, 'Thanks, Minnie is a great actress.' But, it blew up in my face. This person said, 'Nah, didn't like the last movie she did.'

Any one game in baseball doesn't tell you that much, just as any one poll doesn't tell you that much.

Every band wants to go believe me, not everybody makes it, but they want to.

Writing ... is practically the only activity a person can do that is not competitive.